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To: MikeyT who wrote (14062)4/12/2000 1:27:00 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62549
 
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
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One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when I walked into the house, he followed me, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back. He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with ten children - he's trying to catch up on his sleep."



To: MikeyT who wrote (14062)4/12/2000 1:29:00 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62549
 
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president and anyone who doesn't can grow to be vice president.

-- Johnny Carson



To: MikeyT who wrote (14062)4/12/2000 10:18:00 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62549
 
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets.

What should you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.