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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Crater Lake Hermit who wrote (14068)	4/12/2000 6:40:00 PM
From: High Grader	Respond to of 62558

This one for HogBuoy. You have to visualize it to get the joke. Or try running in a similar condition. A rather drunken man was staggering out of a bar one evening and was accosted by a lady of the evening. "Wanna to have a good time?" she asked him. Staring owlishly at her he lamented that he had no money except, and here he dug around in his pocket for change, a $5 dollar bill and 98 cents in change. "What can I get for five ninety eight?" "Well," she said doubtfully, "I guess for five ninety eight I can give you a penguin." Immediately he began ot sober up as his fantasy ran wild. " A penguin. What's that?" Well come around the corner and drop your pants," the object of his heart's desire told him. He followed her around the corner in to the alley and did as she had told him. "OK now pass me the money," she said as he became aroused, pants now down around his ankles. As soon as the money exchanged hands the lady of the evening took off with it as fast as she could run. "Hey! What about the penguin?" yelled the drunk, waddling after her with his pants hobbling him and his arms out for balance as he tried to catch up.