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To: Tony McFadden who wrote (14088)	4/14/2000 2:58:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> Larry the Lobster and Sam the sand crab were some fantastic musicians >> on the disco circuit. They jammed for many years till one night, after a gig >> and a few beers, they stepped out of a club and were run down and killed >> by a Mack truck. Larry the Lobster goes to heaven and sand crab goes to >> hell. One day Larry says to St. Peter, "I sure miss my old buddy Sam, I >> hear he has his own disco down there. Do you think I could go visit him >> and jam some, just one more time?" St. Peter says, "I think you can have >> a one time, one-evening pass to Hell to jam with sand crab." >> Larry is elated and asks St. Peter for an instrument. "All we have in >> Heaven are harps," he says. Larry the Lobster shrugs and says, "That >> will just have to do!" >> So Larry goes off to hell and has a fantastic time. He and Sam jam all >> night, just like the old days. When he comes back and sees St. Peter, he >> thanks him profusely for the pass. But St. Peter just looks at Larry >> funny and asks him, "Aren't you forgetting something?" Larry thinks for >> a second, then smacks his forehead and says / / / / / / "I left my harp in Sand Crabs Disco."