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To: Barney who wrote (14109)	4/18/2000 7:37:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62556

A pizza shop owner was audited by the IRS. The agent said, "About these travel expenses ... What was the business purpose of the six six trips to Rome this year?" "Uhhh ... we deliver?" _____________________________________________________________________ "I have nothing against the income tax. It's just that every time my ship comes in, the government unloads it." * Anon. _____________________________________________________________________ A man walked into an IRS office. The receptionist asked, "May I help you?" "No ... I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these years." ================= ========== A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."