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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14137)	4/21/2000 11:58:00 AM
From: The Rabbit	Respond to of 62549

Thanks; I'll certainly be busy.

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14137)	4/21/2000 2:39:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Camping Trip A physicist and an engineer went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, the engineer awoke and nudged his friend. "Say, Joe, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The physicist replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" The physicist pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The engineer was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Some SOB has stolen our tent."