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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jgibbs who wrote (14154)	4/24/2000 10:59:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62549

Subject: Keep Off the Grass.... lol A little medical humor . . . Susan J Riley A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a Mohawk, sported a variety of tattoos, and wore strange clothing. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo which read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry,we had to mow the lawn."