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To: mr.mark who wrote (14164)	4/25/2000 5:36:00 PM
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To: mr.mark who wrote (14164)	5/13/2000 4:09:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

A quiet little man was brought before a judge. The judge looked down at the man and then at the violent nature of the charges and then down at the little man in amazement. "Can you tell me in your own words what happened?" he asked the man. "I'm a mathematician dealing in the nature of proof," said the little man. "Yes, go on," said the astounded judge. "Well. I was at the library and I found the books I wanted and went to take them out. They told me my library card had expired and I had to get a new one. So I went to the registration office and got in another line. And filled out my forms for another card." "And?" said the judge. "When the forms were filled out, they checked them and told me because I had an address change I needed to bring in mail I received at my new address. So I went home, found some old mail, and got back in line for my card. "And?" said the judge. "And then the guy said "How do we know this mail is yours? Can you prove you're from New York City?" So I took out a knife and I stabbed him."