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To: deeno who wrote (14197)	4/28/2000 10:00:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62550

Computer Age ------------- What boots up must come down. Fax is stranger than fiction. Don't byte off more than you can view. The geek shall inherit the earth. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

To: deeno who wrote (14197)	4/28/2000 10:03:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62550

Biological Clocks ----------------- A High School class in Florida consisted of a particularly well - motivated group of juniors. Students felt free to ask questions on any subject that concerned them. One afternoon a girl raised her hand and asked me to explain all the talk about a woman's "biological clock." After I'd finished, there was a moment of silence, and then another hand shot up. "Mrs. Woodard," a student asked, "is your clock still ticking, or has the alarm gone off?"

To: deeno who wrote (14197)	4/28/2000 10:05:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62550

Not Much of a Man... A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old fella, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into his coffee and took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over his plate, and then he took a seat at the counter with buddies... Without a word of protest, the old man quietly paid his bill and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" Shaking her head, she replied, "No... Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."