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To: Susan G who wrote (14212)4/30/2000 5:24:00 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
LOL good one! How about this?

SEASON OPENER

Mr. and Mrs. Clinton were invited to a baseball game.

Immediately after the conclusion of the National Anthem, the President grabbed Hillary, and with some strain, heaved her over the railing, dropping her flat onto
the playing field.

The umpire ran up to the President, and quietly stated:
"No, No Mr. President....we told you to throw out the "First PITCH."


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