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To: Arctic Trader who wrote (14230)5/2/2000 12:34:00 AM
From: Paul K  Respond to of 62567
 
A guy walks into a bar and notices two pieces of meat on the ceiling.
He asks the bar man for a beer and the bar man asks, "Don't you want to participate in our competition?"
The guy asks "What's it all about?"
The barman informs him, "All you have to do is get those pieces of meat off the ceiling and you get a free beer! If you fail you have to
buy the whole bar a drink."
The guy replies, "No I don't think so mate... the steaks are too high!"



To: Arctic Trader who wrote (14230)5/2/2000 9:00:00 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62567
 
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives
accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some
valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out
letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates,
asking them how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring
in, asking, "What trip?"


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