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To: CO who wrote (14236)	5/2/2000 10:02:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62562

How Bad Is It? A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life? She was told that it was. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked "NO REFILLS."

To: CO who wrote (14236)	5/2/2000 10:04:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62562

Subject: What a Deal!! A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?" She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody at any time, any where-your place or my place, it doesn't matter to me." The guy raises his eyebrows and says........."Oh yeah, what law firm do you work for?