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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (14251)	5/7/2000 10:02:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62562

>> >> Two Men >> -=-=-=- >> >> Two men were in a doctor's office. Each of them was about to get a >> vasectomy. The nurse cames into the room and told both men to >> "strip and put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to >> have the procedures done." >> >> A few minutes later she returned and reached into one man's gown. >> She proceeded to fondle and ultimately began to spank his monkey. >> >> Shocked as he was, he asked, "Why are you doing that?" >> >> To which she replied, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system >> to have a clean procedure." >> >> The man didn't want to be a problem -- he enjoyed it. He allowed >> her to complete her task. After she was through, she proceeded to the >> next man. >> >> She started to fondle the second man as she had the previous man, >> but then dropped to her knees and proceeded to give him oral sex. >> >> The first man seeing this quickly responded, "Hey! Why is it that I >> get a hand job and he gets a blow job?" >> >> The nurse simply replied, "That's the difference between an HMO and >> Complete Private Coverage."

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (14251)	5/7/2000 10:04:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62562

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