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To: MrsNose who wrote (14263)	5/3/2000 11:20:00 AM
From: MrsNose	Respond to of 62562

> "The Dentist" > > Dentist to Patient: {begging}, "Would you help me? > Could you give out a few of your loudest, > most painful screams?" > Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time." > Dentist: "There are so many people in the > waiting room right now and I don't want to miss > the 4 o'clock football game." > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > "Blonde's Dilemma" > A beautiful blonde walks into her doctor's office > and asks, " Doctor, did I leave my underwear > here yesterday?" > The doctor replies, "No, don't believe you did." > The blonde then says, "Oh darn, I must have > left them at the Dentist's." > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > "The Dentist's Dilemma" > The pretty young Miss was having a tooth > pulled and the dentist gave her the usual > "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending > over her with a drill in his hand. > He immediately drew back in complete > alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible > whisper, "You have hold of my privates!" > "Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we > aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"