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To: Scarecrow who wrote (14270)	5/3/2000 9:26:00 PM
From: Mike 2.0	Respond to of 62562

<begin off-topic rant> Well, I certainly appreciate your truth in advertising...My comment was intended as a political joke; hence, a legit part of this thread.(and I'm not going to bother explaining why the actions of overwhelming majority of LH exiles makes it arguably a foreign country). If it did not set well with you, how about posting a Clinton joke instead of letting loose with a "I'm OK, you're a liberal" diatribe? If you have a response for us to endure, take it to one of the political threads and let's keep this a joke thread. Hardly necessary...your nonsensical analogy does not warrant a direct response. Go to the Elian thread if you would like to test your analogy with others on the subject. Rant to your heart's content. Back to jokes...here, I'll even do a Clinton joke, OK? Clinton and Hillary walk into a doctor's office. There is a frog on Clinton's head. "What's the matter?" the doc asks. "Isn't it obvious?" Hillary says. "There is a big wart on my pet frog's butt!"

To: Scarecrow who wrote (14270)	5/4/2000 12:41:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Respond to of 62562

Oh, hell, not this again. If you don't think it's funny, hit "next". How many times must we do this? and PS, before you go off on me, I'm not what you would pass off as a "PC lib". Obligatory joke: Two neutrons are walking down the street. Suddenly, one stops and cries, "Oh no! I just lost an electron!" The other one asks, "Are you sure?" to which the first replies, "I'm positive!"

To: Scarecrow who wrote (14270)	5/4/2000 3:24:00 PM
From: Tony McFadden	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62562

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." --or-- An atom walked out of a bar with his friend, then stopped and exclaimed "I forgot my electrons in there!" His friend asked, "Are you sure?" And he replied, "I'm positive."