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To: The Rabbit who wrote (14300)	5/5/2000 1:08:00 PM
From: Thomas M.	Respond to of 62562

Deriving Dilbert's Salary Theorem According to Dilbert's Salary Theorem, "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and marketing people." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer/scientist knows, Power = Work / Time. Since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money, Knowledge = Work / Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.