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To: Edwarda who wrote (14321)5/7/2000 2:30:00 PM
From: E  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62562
 
You're back online! Congratulations! When my hard drive fried, the guy who came to fix it, seeing how upset I was, said, very seriously, "I know how you feel. It's like your horse died."

I don't have a joke right now, but at breakfast my hubby told me about an item he'd read recently that I thought was extremely funny, especially because it's true.

A therapist in New Zealand practices on a lower floor of a tall building. Her specialty is trauma patients. On the top of this skyscraper, a bungee jumping company has installed a concession.

So the trauma therapist is suing because as she and her traumatized patients sit in her office, people plunge past her window, emit bloodcurdling screams of terror, and, again screaming, bob back up. I guess they bob up and down emitting the occasional piercing scream several times before they're hauled up.