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To: Barney who wrote (14323)	5/7/2000 2:09:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62562

A friend e-mailed it to me as well and I've kept it as a reminder. Another joke: Sign Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker: -Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill. -Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running. -When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex. -Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. -Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work. -Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net." -Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments. -Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons. -Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr./Mrs. President." -You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"