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To: E who wrote (14343)	5/8/2000 9:51:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

> > >- Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. > >-There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. >For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't >hurt. > >- When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog >run to the end of his chain and gag himself. > >- If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. > >- Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. > >- A penny saved is a government oversight. > >- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the >right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting >moment. > >- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then >your body and your fat are really good friends. > >- The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a >replacement. > >- He who hesitates is probably right. > >- If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. > >- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to >blame. > >- To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. > >- The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's >really in trouble. > >- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around >the sun. > >- The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open. > >- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!

To: E who wrote (14343)	5/9/2000 10:07:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62558

> >> > It seems that a young Aggie volunteered for military service during > >> > World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent > >> > right to flight school at Pensacola, skipping boot camp. > >> > The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the > >> > base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him > >> > immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific. > >> > On his first day aboard he took off and single-handedly shot down 6 > >> > Japanese Zeroes. Then, climbing up to 20,000 ft., he found 9 more > >> > Japanese planes and shot them all down, too. > >> > Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the > >> carrier > >> > and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. He threw back the canopy, > >> > climbed out and jogged over to the captain. > >> > Saluting smartly he said, "Well sir, how did I do on my very first > >> > day?" > >> > The captain turned around, bowed, and replied, "You make one velly > >> > impoltant mistake!"