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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (14357)	5/10/2000 12:55:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62558

WHY MOTORCYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN Motorcycle curves never sag. You can ride a motorcycle any day of the month. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is REALLY wrong. You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up. You can share your motorcycle with friends. Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have ridden. When riding, you and your motorcycle ALWAYS arrive at the same time. If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it. You can drink beer and ride your motorcycle. If you say things to your motorcycle you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again. You can ride a motorcycle until YOU get sore. Motorcycles won't insult you if you are a bad rider. Motorcycles don't care if you are late. You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle. If you get a new motorcycle you don't have to keep sending money to the old one.