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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14407)	5/10/2000 1:51:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62552

Slave driver!!!!!! What's a wife? An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14407)	5/10/2000 1:53:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62552

Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat. Astonished, one of them say's, "I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got rat-arsed." Being quick on the uptake the second one says, "My dad says he will marry my mum next year." Despite this the Nun stays right where she is. In desperation the third one says, "My old man will never ever marry my mum." The Nun looks up from her food and says, " Would one of you bastards please pass the salt?"

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14407)	5/11/2000 8:27:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62552

A worthy repeat: The daycare teacher held up a picture and asked, "What's this?" "A horsy," one child answered. "And this?" the teacher asks. "A piggy," replied another youngster. "And now this one?" asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack. There was no answer, only total silence. "Come now children," she coaxed, "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?" "I know! I know!!" said one little girl. "It's a horny bastard."

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14407)	5/11/2000 8:31:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62552

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you're going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"