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To: Wooly who wrote (14437)5/11/2000 10:39:00 AM
From: Karen Lawrence  Respond to of 62550
 
Man goes to see the Rabbi---

M: Something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.
R: What's the matter?
M: My wife is poisoning me.
R: How can that be?
M: I'm telling you that I'm certain that she's poisoning me.
R: Tell you what...let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and
I'll let you know.

A week later the Rabbi calls the man..

R: Well I spoke to your wife. I called her on the phone and spoke to her
for four hours. You want my advice?
M: Yes.
R: Take the poison