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To: Barney who wrote (14464)5/12/2000 2:54:00 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62567
 
"Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps."
--David Lloyd George



To: Barney who wrote (14464)5/12/2000 3:50:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Respond to of 62567
 
"Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone.

Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?"

The male voice at the other end whispered obscenely, "I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn."

"Sheesh! You're good." she replied. "You mean you can tell all that from two hellos?"