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To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (14506)	5/12/2000 3:04:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62551

"Well," said the man interviewing the young woman, "can you type 60 words a minute?" "Nossir," she replied, "I don't think so, but I really need this job." "Well, can you type 40 words a minute?" "Nossir," she replied, "I don't think so, but I really need this job." "Tell me, can you type 20 words a minute?" "Nossir," she replied, "I don't think so, but I really need this job." "Oh," he said, "I see!" You're just a hunt 'n' pecker! "Nossir," she replied, "I ain't a-huntin' pecker. I TOLD you I really need this job."

To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (14506)	5/12/2000 3:43:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

"I don't know much about Russian history," the perky li'l teenager confided to her best friend, "but last night, I found out why they decided that Peter was Great." ********* "Dinner, wine, music, pot and a water bed -- he used all the moves to get me between the sheets," the teen confessed to her best friend, "and all of them worked !"