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To: gnuman who wrote (14510)	5/13/2000 4:13:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62589

Ouch!!!! Q: When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.

To: gnuman who wrote (14510)	5/13/2000 4:16:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62589

Bumper sticker on West Virginia Pick-up Truck: My Wife Is An Honor Student At Jefferson Davis Junior High School. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Did you hear about the Arkansan who had eight vasectomies? A: He had to... his wife kept getting pregnant. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what? "

To: gnuman who wrote (14510)	5/13/2000 5:36:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62589

A guy and a gal meet in a hospital elevator. The guy asks, "Which floor?" The gal says, "Third floor." The guy reads the list of offices on the wall and says, "Oh, going to give blood, I see." She says, "Yup, it's worth $30.00. Which floor are you going to?" He replies, "Sixth." She says, "Oh, that's the sperm bank!" He nods and says, "Right! And it's worth $60.00!" A couple of weeks later, the same two meet in the elevator again. The guy says, "Well, hello again. Third floor again?" The gal, mouth tightly closed, cheeks puffed out, shakes her head and holds up six fingers.