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To: Edwarda who wrote (14559)	5/13/2000 5:52:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62569

The Secretary... The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh, by the way, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open? He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why no, sir. All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."