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To: John Carragher who wrote (14563)	5/14/2000 4:04:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

A young mother was once again pregnant and trying to explain to her little girl just how she had gotten that way. She explained how a baby was growing in her tummy and how it took and egg and a sperm. Daddy made the sperm, and Mommy made the egg. Then the little girl asked her mother, "So if it takes a sperm and an egg to make a baby and the egg is already in your tummy, then how does the sperm get in there? Does Mommy swallow it?" The little girl's mother replied, "She does if she wants a new cocktail dress."

To: John Carragher who wrote (14563)	5/14/2000 4:06:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

One evening, Prince Charming walked into a tavern appearing downtrodden. Immediately, the bartender turned to Prince Charming and asked him why he's so glum. "You wouldn't believe it," the Prince replied. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest when suddenly I approached Snow White, fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next to her told me that she had eaten a poisonous apple and could only be revived through a kiss from my very lips. I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So I give Snow White a real deep kiss while massaging her hair with my fingers. Nothing. Soon enough, I'm making passionate love to her right there in the woods, when suddenly she screams out, 'Ah yes'!" "That's great!" the bartender excitedly replied to Prince Charming. "Then she is alive!" Shrugging his shoulders Prince Charming replied, "Nah. She faked it.