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To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (14566)	5/14/2000 10:12:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62567

Good morning, LRR, and a happy Mother's Day to the missus! I was on a roll and was astonished at what I'd accomplished--and, of course, gratified. <GGG> Although, to be fair, I have to confess that I did it "doublehandedly." I'm a very rapid typist.

To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (14566)	5/14/2000 3:51:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62567

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