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To: Goalie who wrote (14569)	5/14/2000 10:47:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother-he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "DeNephew."

To: Goalie who wrote (14569)	5/14/2000 10:49:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62549

A Garden for Living... Plant three rows of peas: Peace of mind Peace of heart Peace of soul Plant four rows of squash: Squash gossip Squash indifference Squash grumbling Squash selfishness Plant four rows of lettuce: Lettuce be faithful Lettuce be kind Lettuce be happy Lettuce really love one another No garden should be without turnips: Turnip for service when needed Turnip to help one another Turnip the music and dance Water freely with patience and cultivate with love. There is much fruit in your garden because you reap what you sow. To conclude our garden we must have thyme: Thyme for fun Thyme for rest Thyme for ourselves Pretty nice garden don't you think!