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To: Edwarda who wrote (14583)	5/14/2000 5:04:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62562

Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp? A: You lick 'em, stick 'em, and send 'em on their way. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers. Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces. Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard the British were coming? A: She stopped sucking. Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-O? A: Jell-O wiggles when you eat it. Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No." Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement? A: An IN-body experience!