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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14637)5/15/2000 4:52:00 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher...... "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14637)5/17/2000 1:46:00 PM
From: CJ  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
<Sumo>Poor guy....Losing face was the least of his problems!



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14637)5/17/2000 1:58:00 PM
From: Wooly  Respond to of 62549
 
Johnny Carson's "The Great Carnac" once referred to the garment worn by Sumo wrestlers, as a "Sho-bun."



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14637)5/17/2000 2:41:00 PM
From: Mike 2.0  Respond to of 62549
 
The mawashi belts are about 23-26 feet long and are wrapped tightly several times around the bodies of the massive wrestlers.

Wow, a 23-26 foot long loincloth on and this guy's Johnson STILL managed a jailbreak? Geez! :-)

BTW, here is an excerpt from the local play-by-play announcer:

"Sumo...sumo...oh no! Po-po show! WHOA!"
LOL
:-)