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To: c.horn who wrote (2)5/21/2000 4:01:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Respond to of 154
 
Hillary Rodham Clinton

I don't bake cookies; I don't cook chicken. I am not a crook -- er, I am not a cook.



To: c.horn who wrote (2)5/21/2000 4:02:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Respond to of 154
 
James Carville

Because the mean-spirited Republican majority in Congress was going to cook the chicken and leave only the sun-bleached bones picked bare for the American people.



To: c.horn who wrote (2)5/21/2000 4:04:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Respond to of 154
 
A Typical Politically Correct Person

Don't blame the chicken! Society is to blame. The chicken did cross the road, but he or she was merely a victim of this racist, bigoted, sexist society. We are all to blame, for failing to provide....



To: c.horn who wrote (2)5/21/2000 4:05:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Respond to of 154
 
The Channel 7 (WSVN, Miami) News Team

In a story you will see only on WSVN, a young homeless chicken crosses the road in Citron Beach for the very first time... The orphaned chicken is hit by a speeding car and is thrown sky high... Authorities are still trying to pick up the pieces. At the family's request, the chicken's remains will be used to make chicken soup for the orphaned chicks....



To: c.horn who wrote (2)5/21/2000 4:06:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 154
 
Tom Leykis

I cannot bee-LEEVE that women are SO shocked to hear that the reason the chicken crossed the road is because the rooster was trying to get into her pants!



To: c.horn who wrote (2)5/21/2000 11:07:00 PM
From: Puck  Respond to of 154
 
LOLOL!!