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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I would like to hear your speculations about the chicken's real motives. I have always considered the conventional answer--"to get to the other side"--suspect because it seems a bit too tidy and sanitized for a world as complex and nuanced as ours.
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154well said10K a day-5/10/2001
153.Puck-9/22/2000
152 Henry James, father of Pragmatism: It really doesn't matter.Puck-5/23/2000
151 helllllloooooooo Puck:its not a chicken joke but thought I would throw in a gooD.Austin-5/23/2000
150 And the NAZ chicken is still headed back, I fear....Edwarda-5/22/2000
149 Not to get non-literary....but what does a chicken's neck do?Sedohr Nod-5/22/2000
148 Loudon Wainwright III: To get past that <i>Dead Skunk In The Middle Of TJustin C-5/22/2000
147 I shall dream of this...thank you! ROFLMAO!Edwarda-5/22/2000
146 SHAKESPEARE Alas, poor chicken, I knew him well. CAMUS The chicken possesorpheus_a2-5/22/2000
145 Salvador Dali: A burning fish.Jacques Chitte-5/22/2000
144 I take it you're not short. Why did the NAZ chicken cross the road? So itMulhollandDrive-5/22/2000
143 LOL! Thanks. I think that on this lovely note, I'll stop watching the pluEdwarda-5/22/2000
142 Oh stop it, you know I don't hand out phony complements. (go ye forth andMulhollandDrive-5/22/2000
141 (blushing furiously)Edwarda-5/22/2000
140 Very amusing, your witticisms also "betray" a depth of historical knoMulhollandDrive-5/22/2000
139 I was feeling a bit fey, you know? I'm glad to have amused people.Edwarda-5/22/2000
138 Edwarda! Your chicken treatise has me ROTFLMAO, brilliant! bpMulhollandDrive-5/22/2000
137 Hugh Hefner: To get some tail.Puck-5/22/2000
136 ..."There is no controlling authority"Puck-5/22/2000
135 Al Gore It is a "risky scheme" crossing that road.....Sedohr Nod-5/22/2000
134 Sir Edmund Hillary: Because it was there.Jacques Chitte-5/22/2000
133 Orson Welles: "...McNugget!" <croak>Jacques Chitte-5/22/2000
132 Darth Vader: 1) To get to the Dark Side. 2) It wasss itsss dessstineeee. <whJacques Chitte-5/22/2000
131 Actually.... The Egg crossed first.... but he ended up scrambled.Return to Sender-5/22/2000
130 Because there was an advertisement on <i>this</i> side of the road.CatLady-5/22/2000
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