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To: Steve Lee who wrote (14691)	5/23/2000 9:50:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62569

Insurance - Are you covered? The majority of HMO plans out there are a lot like hospital gowns -- you only think you're covered.

To: Steve Lee who wrote (14691)	5/23/2000 9:52:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

A blonde decided to go to flight school for a full session. A month later, the blonde goes on a test flight. She takes a helicopter, gets to 1000 ft. and calls into the control tower. She says, "Its nice up here!" Then she gets to 2000 ft. and says, " It's very nice up here!" When she gets to 3000 ft., the commander doesn't hear from the blonde, but he hears static through the speaker. He looks through his binoculars and sees a chopper crash a mile away. The commander rides over to the crash site and sees the blonde walking away from the scene. The commander says, "What happened? " The blonde replies, "It got really cold so I turned off that giant fan."