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To: Barney who wrote (14717)	5/26/2000 11:25:00 PM
From: Goalie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 yr old male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail. Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate for his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I was just really into it, you know ?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Davidson and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're screwing a pumpkin?" He got really surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin ?! Damn...is it midnight already ?!"