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To: SBHX who wrote (14722)	5/26/2000 11:13:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62567

Honesty ------- "I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful." -- Donald Trump describing his qualifications for President of the United States, in The New York Times, November 17, 1999

To: SBHX who wrote (14722)	5/26/2000 11:14:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

"If You Remember the '60s... You Weren't Part of the Scene, man"

To: SBHX who wrote (14722)	5/26/2000 4:54:00 PM
From: Mike 2.0	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

Yup read it before. I always thought it would be funnier if the guy stuck with writing the story no matter what, specifically in response to: This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent. ---------------------------------------------------------- Gary should've written something like: "Rebecca stormed out of the classroom and made a beeline to her dorm room for her afternoon pout with camomille tea. Too immersed in contemplating the injustices of the world and repeating self-gratifying, ego-soothing feminist mantras like 'All men are scum,' she did not notice the unusual color of the teabag label. With one sip of the tea, she was morphed into the Zxxylmoxl region of Bipilwhipple 4, a planet on the brink of destruction at the hands of the evil Ooma race, unless a ragtag bunch of outgunned Star Troopers could outsmart the Oomas in battle!" etc. etc. :-)