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To: Goalie who wrote (14779)	6/17/2000 11:20:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

A gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at a stop sign, they are rear ended by a big semi. Furiously, the guy in the passenger side throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and starts banging on the door. The truck driver opens the door and the gay guy, standing there with his hands on his hips, says, "I'm gonna sue your ass, Buddy!" The truck driver, laughs and says, "Suck my dick!" The gay guy stands there for a second, then his eyes get really big and his face lights up. He runs back to the car, and says excitedly to his lover, "You won't believe it, he wants to settle out of court!" ------------------------------------------------------------ Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for MARRIED MEN published by Playboy? A. It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month... --------------------------------------------------------- Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms and hollers 7 come 11 all night and I haven't had a wink of sleep!" The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played blackjack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers hit me light or hit me hard and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!" The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad!....my old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters."