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To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (14791)	5/31/2000 1:33:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62558

May the dragon of life only roast your hot-dogs and never burn your buns!

To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (14791)	5/31/2000 1:35:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62558

Great News! ----------- The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two." The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said: "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world." But then she said: "I'm glad that you feel this way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us."