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To: Kenya AA who wrote (6670)	6/1/2000 4:34:00 PM
From: Mao II	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12662

K: Whoa! Don't mess with MY sheep! M2

To: Kenya AA who wrote (6670)	6/1/2000 5:24:00 PM
From: robbie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12662

Traveling salesman comes upon an old farmhouse. Wife says her husband is working in the fields, but that the salesman can stay the night. She shows the salesman around. In the field they see a horse. The salesman is a ventriloquist and decides to have some fun with the woman. A voice comes from the horse: "Hello, I'm Joe the horse." The woman can't believe it. She shows the salesman the barn, and a cow walks by. "Hello, I'm Elsie the cow" comes from the cow. The woman tells the salesman she has to tell her husband about what is happening. She runs out into the field, finds her husband and screams "Jim Bob, Jim Bob, the animals are talking!" The husband replies...... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "If them sheep say anything about me, it's a damn lie!" jajajajajajajajaja

To: Kenya AA who wrote (6670)	6/1/2000 7:13:00 PM
From: Night Writer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12662

K, Cowboys don't like sheep.<G> Night Rider

To: Kenya AA who wrote (6670)	6/7/2000 9:19:00 AM
From: rudedog	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12662

K - well, if we're into cows and sheep... A white missionary spends a year in the heart of darkest Africa with a black tribe. Toward the end of his time there, one of the chief's wives gives birth to a white baby. The chief, understandably, has a heart to heart talk with the missionary. The missionary responds: "God works in mysterious ways. Why, look at that flock of goats. All are white, including all the adults, except for that one black baby goat." The wise old chief looks for a moment at the missionary, then winks and says "I got it. You don't say anything about the black goat and I won't say anything about the white baby..."