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To: The Rabbit who wrote (14826)	6/1/2000 8:57:00 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

> NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE > 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 > 16 15 14 12 11 10 9 > 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 > 32 30 28 27 26 25 24 > 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 > > > 1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush > jobs are needed yesterday. With this calendar, a job or > project can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd. > > 2. Many companies set Friday deadlines, so there are three > Fridays in every week. This is also beneficial for those > persons who are paid on Fridays. > > 3. There are eight new days added to each month, to allow for > month-end panic jobs. > > 4. There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery > of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs. > > 5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, along with > non-productive Saturdays and Sundays. > > 6. A new day -- Negotiation Day -- has been introduced keeping > the other days free for uninterrupted panic.