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To: Barney who wrote (14849)	6/4/2000 2:11:00 PM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Another example of our society thinking that bigger is better.

To: Barney who wrote (14849)	6/4/2000 5:39:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Hot and Cold Sex > An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical > examination on the same day so they could travel together. After the > examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in > good > health. > Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me?" > > "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the > first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with > my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly." > > After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything > appears to be fine. > > Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss > with me?" > > The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor > then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is > usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold > and chilly after the second time. > > Do you know why?" > "Oh that crazy old fool!" she replied. "That's because the first time is > usually in July and the second time is usually in December ! "