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To: sandintoes who wrote (14881)	6/6/2000 11:25:00 PM
From: Phil(bullrider)	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours? "The other guy says,"Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying,'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'.... so she socked me a good one. "The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, nastyass self-centered, fat-bitch.'"

To: sandintoes who wrote (14881)	6/7/2000 8:54:00 AM
From: Guardian	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

1. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. In the breast pocket of a woman researcher who was still nursing, it could have given rise to chocolate milk, not to mention breast cancer -- wonder what the researcher spending time near these tubes died of?