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To: Edwarda who wrote (14903)	6/8/2000 2:45:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

Edwarda, Edwarda...no wonder you felt sick...anyone who empties the refrigerator is bound to feel a bit over the edge! Sure hope you exercise. [Was that size 4 or 14?] Len

To: Edwarda who wrote (14903)	6/9/2000 1:04:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

(Perhaps a re-run) Bill and Hillary Clinton were the guests of honor at the World Marching Girl and Drum Majorette Championships in New York. Hillary noticed that Bill had a smile on his face, so she said, " Well honey, what are you smiling at?" Bill replied, "Honey, if I had another inch, I'd be out there making love to the lot of them." A big smile came across Hillary's face. Bill said, "What are you smiling about?" Hillary replied, "Bill, if you had one inch less, you'd be out there marching with them."