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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (14960)	6/17/2000 10:49:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62569

After his heart-transplant operation, the old professor was receiving instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco and advised to get at least eight hours sleep a night. Finally, the old professor asked, "What about my sex life, Doc? Will it be all right for me to have intercourse?" "Just with your wife," responded the doctor. "We don't want you to get too excited." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. How will history remember Bill Clinton? A. The President after Bush ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gomer Pyle is with his girlfriend Bunny and he says, "Bunny, can I put my finger in your belly button?" She answers "Why Gomer, how forward, but I guess so." A few minutes pass and Bunny says in a surprised tone, "Why Gomer, that isn't my belly button!!!! " Gomer answers exuberantly, " Sur----prise Sur---prise!!!! That ain't my finger neither!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What is definition of indecent?........ If it long enuf, hard enuf,and in far enuf then it is in decent ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man saw President Clinton smoking a pipe and asked ,"Hey Bill, I thought you were a cigar man." President Clinton responded, "Cigars are for pussies!"