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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: MulhollandDrive who wrote (52220)	6/14/2000 8:55:00 AM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 71178

I'm glad you all enjoyed it at piffers! I was trying to describe it at dinner last night and failed somewhat. "I saw the funniest site online today!! It was paintings of women with their underwear falling down and their skirts blowing up." (Ammo looks up, very interested, Dan is merely puzzled at my sudden and seemingly prurient viewing habits) "And there's a leering man, and the best part! There's celery in all the shopping bags!" (Both Ammo and Dan are giving me their full and concerned attention) "Are you looking at porn sites , Mom?" (Menopausal insanity? They exchange glances.) "Of course not! It's just paintings of nice young women carrying celery whose panties fall down mysteriously in public." "Was it an underwear ad?" (Dan is in marketing, remember) "NO! It's just funny! The artistic commentary is funny." "Someone wrote an analysis of these paintings?" "Well, YES. That's the point. That was what was funny." "I think the pictures sound funny. I want to see them." (Guess who said that.) "What WERE they selling? Celery?" (He never leaves work) No. THe celery isn't in all of them. In one there's a guy with a jackhammer." "And you say that's not pornographic?" Dan shakes his head at my naivet‚. Ammo says, "Send me the site. I need a good laugh."