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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (14995)	6/17/2000 10:27:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?" "No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You're cute." "What happened to 'beautiful'?" I asked him. "The drugs are wearing off," he replied.