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To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (14999)	6/15/2000 11:44:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Interested in a stock earning $5,899,999 per share after doing a 4 for 1 reverse split today? quote.yahoo.com Do you think it could be a typo?

To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (14999)	6/17/2000 10:40:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently-married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work." The daughter-in-law replied. "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law. "This is my love dress" the daughter-in-law replied. "LOVE DRESS! You are naked." said the mother-in-law "But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he makes me happy." said the daughter-in-law. "I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home any minute." The daughter-in-law continued. Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally the pickup truck drove up the drive way and she took her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress" the mother-in-law replied. "Maybe you should iron it!" he replied. ------------------------------------------------------------ This guy comes home dead tired from working a twelve-hour day and collapses in bed. He's just about asleep when his wife rolls over and says, "What would you do if I told you that you had a beautiful, sexy, horny woman lying next to you?" He replied. "Don't worry honey I'd stay faithful!" ------------------------------------------------------------ A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.