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To: Father Terrence who wrote (15008)	6/16/2000 5:50:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Top ten drug using cartoon suspects: 10. Gargamel (From the Smurfs) Most likely LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in sissy white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway? 9. Olive Oyl SPEED FREAK!!!!. Who is that skinny?! She might even be anorexic, she is always giving her burger to her friend. One side question, what the hell are Popeye and Brutus thinking? What is it, her personality? NOT! 8. Snagglepuss Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, or the look, but he is suspicious. 7. He-Man This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1. "BY THE POWER OF ANABOLIC!!!!!!" Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the shit in his pet tiger. Can we say "Animal Abuse"? 6.& 5. Yogi and Boo Boo We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back to the cave and trip. Another side? -- Are they gay? I mean, take a look at BooBoo. Not that there's anything wrong with that... 4. Droopy Dog The number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't someone slip him an upper every year or two. The only time I ever saw him happy is when he sees the picture of the babe. Sort of makes you wonder. 3. Dopey Dwarf He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement but they are under investigation. Allegations are that Doc is writing some extra scripts for Sneezy and all the guys partaking are afloat. 2. Daffy Duck If he isn't using crack, Marion Barry is clean. He is so wired he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the time. Haldol wouldn't work for him. 1. Shaggy By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per episode smokes pot, no if, ands, or, buts about it. And look at the way him and his friends painted that van! Pretty rad design dude.

To: Father Terrence who wrote (15008)	6/16/2000 6:35:00 PM
From: E	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

You are so right. Additionally, it must be pointed out that the mention, in "Richard Tuson," of "chard" singles out for special, honorific notice one particular member of the vegetable family. What of the feelings of other greens? And of course the "us" found in "Tuson" raises a destructive "us vs. them" dichotomy which I find objectionally divisive in this already polarized world. And did you notice the cleverly concealed implication in "Tuson" that one son was not enough? Just what does this imply about daughters? Obviously, that they they are second choice.