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To: John Carragher who wrote (15023)	6/17/2000 10:32:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Barely 20 minutes after teeing off, a woman came into the clubhouse, grimacing in pain. "What happened?" the club pro asked. "I got stung by a bee," she replied. "Where?" "Between the first and second holes." "Hmm," the pro murmured. "Sounds like your stance was a little too wide." ------------------------------------------------------------ Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation: "Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner, go to my apartment and really make love?" Ex-wife: "Over my dead body!" Husband: "You haven't changed a bit !!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What do you call a redhead with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.