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To: Jim O'Connell who wrote (15079)	6/21/2000 9:30:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62569

After a heart-transplant operation, the patient was receiving instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco and advised to get at least eight hours' sleep a night. Finally, the patient asked, "What about my sex life, Doc? Will it be alright for me to have intercourse?" "Just with your wife," responded the doctor, "We don't want you to get too excited." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The recently married couple split up shortly after the honeymoon. The trouble started when the husband arrived home from work and found his new wife lying naked on the couch. "What's for dinner?" he asked. "Pussy," she replied. "Damn," the husband spat. "That's what I had for lunch." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Jack was nimble Jack was quick But Jill preferred the candlestick!"