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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15083)	6/21/2000 1:59:00 PM
From: Richnorth	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62570

Odorless Silent Deadlies? A woman asked her doctor, "Doc, I wonder what is wrong with me. You see, I fart a lot! Funny thing is that all my farts don't smell and they don't make a sound either........not even when I know I'm letting off a big one!!! With a twinkle in his eye, the doc replied, "Oh really? You know, s.d's (silent deadlies) generally smell real bad. Hmmmm....that's a new one for me, for sure. Lemme see what I can do for you." But the woman insisted, "Honest, my farts don't smell and they don't make a sound. In fact, I just farted a short while ago and you didn't even notice. Without contradicting her, the doc wrote her a prescription for some tablets to be taken daily and asked her to return in a week. The following week, the woman complained, "Hey doc, what have you done? Now my farts smell real bad......... so bad I now really understand what is meant by s.d's (silent deadlies)!!! The doc said, "Good, now that your sinuses are cleared, it is time to clear the blockages in your ears".